Oh Dear

I just replied to two Craigslist posts.

Here is the first:

We Can Tell People We Met at Starbucks -- 28 (cape, where else)
This is hard trying to basically sell your self, I am not sure what to write but here goes a little self-promotion. I am funny, honest, smart, nice, sweet, and kind. I am looking to find that person to laugh with, to watch movies with. I am looking for somebody who likes to talk till the cell phone dies and it would be great if you like to be a little romantic but mostly that you live to laugh and have a great sense of humor. My type of girl is like Pam from the Office, I love that show. Isn't It weird how easy it is to meet people in college but once you get out in the "real world" its like where the heck did everybody go? That's all for now, hope to hear from well somebody.

And the second:

Someone interesting -- 27 (mid cape)
self employed, work a lot, read a lot. not really into bar scene. lookin for someone interesting who can hold a conversation. thanks:)

I am dying to see what they write back. I was very anonymous, of course.