Meow

I always liked cats.

I used to say if I were to be an animal, I would be a cat.

That was until I met these particular cats.

There are four of them.

They all follow me around everywhere I go as soon as I set foot inside the house. They're either slinking about right under my feet, staring at me with wide saucer eyes while I go to the bathroom or take a shower, or scratching at my door (which I've closed for protection) while I try to fall asleep or watch Hulu in peace.

They actually wait outside my door and are standing there when I open it.

It's like an Alfred Hitchcock movie. In fact, I'm not sure why he chose The Birds instead of The Cats.