A Funny Email

Christina N.

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INVITATION OF A LIFETIME
2 messages

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Emma B.	Tue, Jun 30, 2009 at 11:52 AM
To: cn********@gmail.com
Dearest Lady Christina N., Esq., , You are formally invited to accompany Ms. Anne Colleen S. and Ms. Emma Pauline B. for a weekend of fun in New York City. This weekend shall commence on Thursday evening and continue through Sunday, preferably with a 'sex and the city' style brunch on the Lord's day. It is imperative that you join these women for this time, as their happiness depends on your participation. Futhermore, we will be sending a vehicle to pick you up and bring you to us on Thursday evening, in the form of a greyhound bus, departing from the Rhode Island. I repeat: YOU MUST ATTEND THIS WEEKEND, IT IS CRUCIAL TO BOTH YOUR LIFE AND THEIR SANITY. Finally, we shall be providing entertainment in the form of hot men on Friday, at the beach. Sincerely, faithfully, and ever-truly yours, The President

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Christina N.	Tue, Jun 30, 2009 at 6:54 PM
To: Emma B.
My Dear Honorable Esteemed President B., I would be delighted and humbled to join the fair Ms. S. and yourself on the extended weekend of our country's birth. However, it pains me to say that I must work to earn my small pittance until 6 p.m. on Thursday, and thus I may not arrive in time to meet the Greyhound vehicle you are sending on my behalf. I will work to see if there are other options available for my transportation to the beach of hot men. If not, I shall joyously rendez-vous with you in the City upon your return. With fondest regards, Your humble servant, Sir Lady Christina N. N., Esq. of the Cape of Codfish [Quoted text hidden]