Impressed

My friend Nick shows me up all the time.

He told me he started writing for a fashion website, which I found incredibly hard to believe, never having heard him say a word about fashion. So I challenged him to write me a blurb about this randomly-selected Chanel bag -- the first that popped up when I opened their website.

Here is the bag, with Nick's caption, as one might expect it to appear in an edition of Vogue or Elle:

"Imagine a Stalin-era Faberge egg. Now imagine it turned inside out. This purse presents a delicate bed of quilted fabric scintillating with Soviet icons. Enough bling to make Trotsky jealous."
Nick Nardini